My contribution to the Buzz Sheet

Not to completely rip off Arnie, but I was going through an old notebookand found a conversation between two lesbians that I wrote down when I was having coffee a while back:

Lesbian #1: "So are you going to get back to that woman in prison, or just let it go?"
Lesbian #2: "No, I've been there before. I've had those days."

Lesbian#1, later: "I was thinking about getting an ounce of pot and just sitting there and getting high for three days. But I don't smoke pot anymore."