Kobe
Money can't buy you love...
But it'll get you a team of defense attorneys that will do everything they can to put so much pressure on the 19-year-old woman you screwed in a Colorado hotel by dragging her personal sexual history into the national spotlight that she'll back out of her testimony and kill the prosecution's case in the rape trial against you. (And money'll get you a fat diamond to buy off your wife.)
'Course, if that's too cynical, I still like Randy Newman's version:
"They say that money can't buy love, but it'll get you a half-pound of cocaine and a 16-year-old girl and a great big long limousine on a hot September night. Now that may not be love, but it's all right."
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Once again Catfish is right on. What this blog needs more of is Randy Newman quotes! So I've got one for the Kobe case too:
Guilty baby I'm guilty
And I'll be guilty the rest of my life
How come I never do what I'm supposed to do
How come nothin' that I try to do ever turns out right?
You know how it is with me baby
You know, I just can't stand myself
And it takes a whole lot of medicine
For me to pretend that I'm somebody else
The only comforting thing about this whole situation is knowing that he didn't end up in Phx, or Denver and that the Lakers are really going to suck next year.
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